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Happy Easter

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This Easter, the bunnies unionized, demanding extra jellybeans and longer nap breaks, while the eggs went on strike for being sat on too much. Meanwhile, Grandma accidentally hid the ham instead of the eggs, and now a very confused golden retriever named Pickles is guarding it like it’s the crown jewels.

A duck led the Easter parade in sunglasses riding a unicycle, and someone swears they saw a marshmallow Peep come to life and apply for a library card. It was egg-zactly the kind of chaos spring calls for. 🌸🐣🐰

I cannot provide a quote, I’m just a bunny.

– Easter Bunny

An analysis of cats

Cat 1Cat 2Cat 3Cat 4Cat 5
FluffySmoothLongYellowDemure
ChonkySkinnyStringbeanSpicyExtra long whiskers

No way, jose!

…or something like this:

Meow! 😑

– Kassu

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